Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Aishwarya Rai pregnant jokes

Aishwarya Rai is pregnant!; proud and happy father in law declared on Twitter. We finally know the reason behind Aishwarya's weight gain. We wish Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachcham and the whole Bachchan family, who have been blessed with the good news.

On a lighter note, there were quite a few Aishwarya Rai pregnancy jokes on Twitter, Facebook and other forums and messageboards online. We present some of the best ones here:

1. Aishwarya Rai is pregnant? How....No Idea says Abhishek
2. Aishwarya is pregnant. At last Abhishek Bachchan has a hit!
3. Aishwarya is pregnant. These PR stunts for 'Bbuddah hoga terra baap' have to stop!
4. Ash tells Abhishek: "Main tere Bachchan ki maa banne waali hoon."
5. If Aishwarya is pregnant, why does Amitabh have to announce it? Is Abhishek feeling shy about it?
6. This constant excited tweets about Aishwarya being pregnant is as if the whole India has a hand behind it &the nation gained smthin massive!
7. It took three Abhisheks to get aishwarya pregnant!! The world is awaiting for 3G kids now!! What an idea, sirjee..
8. Salman : Dude, Aishwarya is pregnant. Vivek : Who'se the father dude? Salman : No IDEA! Abhishek : Get Idea, 3G, *points* 1...2...3..
9.Ash pregnant at 38. Means. Imagine Aishwarya to be nearing 60 when Little B goes to college. Oh! My best wishes to the beautiful lady
10.People, stop saying Aishwarya is Pregnant in 1000 different ways!
11. Aishwarya is pregnant. Can we get on with our lives. Its not like we're going to be called on to be godparents
12. Aishwarya is pregnant , so all these days Abhishek wasn't sleeping on the floor.
13. Ash is pregnant. She asked Abhishek,"What should we name our kid?".Abhishek replied : "No Idea".
14.Aishwarya pregnant; abhishek has no idea....Salman was just being human
15. Apparently Aishwarya Rai is pregnant! And Now I believe that doomsday is near..
16. People's reaction to the news of aishwarya rai is pregnant its shocking !Chitti Robot I guess.
17.Somewhere Sonam Kapoor is reading about Aishwarya Rai's pregnancy and thinking "Headlining at Cannes next year bitchazz!
18. How did Ash became pregnant. the ultimate question in KBC-5
19. Guru bhai finally did Paro
20. Aishwarya Rai pregnant? Looks like finally Abhishek stopped playing ungli cricket.
21. Big B, Wanna B and BayB are trending.
22. Big A(Ash), Big B and small B are happy
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