Poonam Pandey is the fastest popular Indian celebrity in recent times. She shot to limelight by saying that she will strip if India wins the world cup. India won but Poonam tripped, meaning she did not really do what was expected of her. Then soon after, Poonam Pandey MMS hit the Internet, yep, the lady herself released it on Twitter. For the last two months, we have been having a rush of Poonam Pandey jokes, that are comparable to Aishwarya Rai pregnant jokes, Simi Garewal jokes and Rajnikanth Jokes.
Check out some Poonam Pandey jokes and yes check out the Poonam Pandey MMS (and be disappointed)
1. 2011 cricket world cup final was fixed…..Poonam Pandey fixed it!
2. India has won-Chalo Poonam Pandey, top utaro
3. Dhoni is having a tough time explaining to his wife that his final’s performance had got nothing to do with Poonam Pandey
4. Apparently after hitting the final shot Dhoni asked Yuvraj: “Do you see Poonam Pandey in the crowd?”
5.Yuvraj & Dhoni say “We won it for Tendulkar.” Virat Kohli in his mind, " Yeah right! We know it was for Poonam Pandey."
6. Poonam Pandey has started it. She just removed her earrings.
7. Afridi 'We lacked a Poonam Pandey"
8. Now that India has won, who is the only male in India who is upset about Poonam Pandey stripping?Answer: Her Boyfriend (her father gave up sometime during India-Sri Lanka’s second innings)
9. Why just Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare? It is high time Poonam Pandey stripped for global warming
10. In response to Poonam Pandey who wrote 'Back' on Twitter -' Teek hain, ab front dikhao jaa
Check out some Poonam Pandey jokes and yes check out the Poonam Pandey MMS (and be disappointed)
1. 2011 cricket world cup final was fixed…..Poonam Pandey fixed it!
2. India has won-Chalo Poonam Pandey, top utaro
3. Dhoni is having a tough time explaining to his wife that his final’s performance had got nothing to do with Poonam Pandey
4. Apparently after hitting the final shot Dhoni asked Yuvraj: “Do you see Poonam Pandey in the crowd?”
5.Yuvraj & Dhoni say “We won it for Tendulkar.” Virat Kohli in his mind, " Yeah right! We know it was for Poonam Pandey."
6. Poonam Pandey has started it. She just removed her earrings.
7. Afridi 'We lacked a Poonam Pandey"
8. Now that India has won, who is the only male in India who is upset about Poonam Pandey stripping?Answer: Her Boyfriend (her father gave up sometime during India-Sri Lanka’s second innings)
9. Why just Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare? It is high time Poonam Pandey stripped for global warming
10. In response to Poonam Pandey who wrote 'Back' on Twitter -' Teek hain, ab front dikhao jaa
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