Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Simi Garewal Jokes


Here are some amazing Simi Garewal jokes, please add to the list as you find new ones or can think of better ones. After hosting India's Most Desirable, people found it irresistible to stop jokes on Simi Garewal

That over-concerned look on Simi Garewal’s face even if you are very happy can make you wonder, “Am I really happy?



Don’t think Simi Garewal will be calling Sanjay Leela Bhansali for her show. After all, she took it personally when he made Black

Simi Garewal is really weird. Thank goodness I never made an honest effort to watch India's Most Desirable. Or Rendezvous, for that sake. :|

Simi Garewal’s show reminds us of Death at a Funeral. Except, it’s not funny
Looking at Shobhaa De, I absolutely believe she doesn't use Botox. And neither does Simi Garewal.

Simi Garewal is so well preserved that we could call her a mummy

Just imagine a show where Simi Garewal interviews Manmohan Singh. The show will never get over!

I hereby declare that if I see Simi Garewal in person then I volunteer to beat her till she disappears forever

Maybe Simi Garewal can invite Suhel Seth's hair as her next Most Desirable


Simi Garewal has made us realise that office folk aren’t the best at pretending

Today is World Elder Abuse Awareness Day! No tweets about Simi Garewal please!


Wtf is wrong with Simi Garewal?? I mean seriously! Where does she get her accent from?!

The makers of Bbuddha Hoga Tera Baap just roped in Simi to promote their film!
Simi Garewal to play vampire in the upcoming Twilight movie


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