The Dirty Picture Dialogues

The Dirty Picture dialogues given here, are among the best dialogue in Bollywood films in recent times. Full credit to the dialogue writer of The Dirty Picture, Rajat Aroraa who wrote Once Upon a Time in Mumbai dialogues too.  The lines were intelligent, saucy, street-smart and creative.  We had already predicted that Dirty Picture will win Filmfare Awards 2012 for the best actress Vidya Balan and dialogues.  In effect, many are saying Rajat Aroraa is the hero of The Dirty Picture and Vidya Balan, the main female lead. We don't think any film writer has got this sort of compliment before.


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The Dirty Picture dialogue list

• Kuch to baat hai mere me aise jo usne 20 rupaye diye
• Mujhe to chadhi zehar ki tarah ki ab pani bhi peeta hu to aag lag jati hain
• Kya re tujhe holi khelne ka bahot showk hain magar suna hain ki tere pichkari mein dum nahin
• Mere dil me til hai aur jis cheez par tum baithti ho uspar bhi til hai
• Popcorn jitna bhi ud le girna use bartan par hi hain
• Heroine ki zindagi is like an electric government, 5 saal tak party, usey baad support
• Woh item number ki guitar thi aur main sufi ka ik taara..boss woh star thi, aur mera toh taara hi doob gaya
• Har aadmi ke liye ek aurat hain, agar ussey bach gaye toh samjo zindagi bach gayee
• Jab devi ki darshan ho gayee toh mandir kiss kaam kha
• Aur tumhara naam keedey das, kyonki silk toh keedey se banta hain
• Tumne 500 ladkiyon ke saath tuning ki hain, toh kya tumne kabhi ek ladki ke saath 500 baar tuning ki hain?
• Public saaman dekhti hain, dukaan nahin aur jab sharafat ka naqaabat hattha hain toh sabse jyada mazza sharifon ko hi aata hain
• Emraan Hashmi to Vidya Balan- you are fire from hell
Vidya Balan - Tum usko bhi bonfire samaj kar haath senk logey
• Ladka ladki miltey hain, kiss karke chale jaate he
aur main to inhii chezzo sai badnaam hu
• Jab zindagi ek baar mili hai to doosri baar kyu soche
• Kuch logon ka naam unke kaam se hota hain, mera badnaam hokar hua hain
• Tere chahne wale haina aage ki 4 rows main baitey hai aur pecche ki 40 rows mairi ye.
• Aur mai ye sabit kardunga ki film aise logo ki wajh sai nahi chalti hain
• Naseeruddin shah to Vidya Balan -Yeh plastic dekh rahey ho? Agar yeh plastic ho ya na ho, issey cigarette ko koi farak nahin padtha
Vidya balan - lekin agar ismein baarish gir jaye toh phir cigarette kiss kam kha?
• Filmein sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalti hain, entertainment, entertainment, entertainment..aur main entertainment hoon
• Taarif mein gaali dey rahey ho ya gaali mein tareef kar rahey ho?
• Usko family, do behen do, izzat doh aur phir loot lo
• Main Silk hoon, Silk koi film nahin ki interval ke baad badal jaon.
• Silk toh upar bhi Aafat Macha Rahi Hogi