Thursday, July 2, 2009

The most vulgar movies and dialogues of Bollywood



Bollywood had some real cheap dialogues and crude stuff in their movies intermittently, especially in the mid-90s. The movie Kambakkht Ishq was in trouble with censors for crude and vulgar language which has been reportedly edited out. So here are the list of A-grade Bollywood movies with vulgar and double meaning dialogues that can make you squirm while watching with your parents or children

1. Kambakkht Ishq: Kambakkht Ishq reportedly had words like 'hard on' mouthed by Boman Irani which was changed to 'turn on'. There is a popular sms line 'women are sex objects before marriage and after marriage, they object to sex'. But then the lines in Kambakkht Ishq are not even half as vulgar as the ones below. Read on:

2. Bhram: There is difference between frank and perverse which the writer Radhika Anand did not seem to get in Bhram (2007). Though the dialogues ares made to sound realistic and in your face, most of them appear to be forced and attention seeking. There are numerous references to blowj*bs and the f-word. Some of the dialogues like “do you like your eggs fried or fertilized?”in the movie are unoriginal. One of the woman characters says to a taxi wala "what do you have the taxi for? To sit and shag"? Dino Morea teases his bhabhi Simone Singh in the film saying "Men just want ass" pointing to her butt. God knows how Bhram passed the censor wrath!

3.Oops: In this Deepak Tijori film released in 2003, Mink teases a guy saying "Do I give you a hard on"? See the movie to believe it. Or will you? See Oops and say Oops, why did I watch it?

4. Bulandi: Bulandi a film released in 2000, starring Raveena Tandon and Anil Kapoor, had Sadashiv Amrapurkar saying 'Maa ke pooth'. It is obvious what it rhymes for.

5.Andaz: Andaz(1994) takes the cake when it comes to vulgar fest at its best or worst. There were suggestive gestures, pelvic thrusts and yes two really outrageous songs "Khada Hain Khada Hain" and "Main Maal Ghaadi, Tu Dhakka Laga" The line "Main Maal Ghaadi Tu Dhakka Laga" was conveniently changed to "Main Maal Ghaadi Tu Dhakka Laga" Andaz starred Anil Kapoor, Juhi Chawla and Karisma Kapooor.

6.Kya Kool Hain Kum(2005): Kya Kool Hain Hum was shocking with suggestive lines like "neeche popat khada hain". The movie had a lot of suggestive scenes but stil Kya Kool Hain Hum delivered when it came to enterainment.

7. Neal and Nikki(2005): Tanisha starred with Uday Chopra in this excuse of a cool movie that was full to the brim with vulgar lines and snide remarks. Obvious references to breast size and words like 'asshole' were used just to get high on the 'cool' factor.






3 comments:

John said...

The Hindi movie with the most vulgar dialogues has to be Bandit Queen! Though the movie was a British production, it was very much a raw Indian film and uses the chastest hindi explitives ever throughout the film

bandar alex shukla said...

Although alshay kumar is liked for his comedy, many people hate his cheap comedy. They are all so vulgar and unfit to watch with family. Our family and friends have taken an oath never to go to watch his movies again.

Vicky Dsouza said...

Has anyone seen the classic film "Savita Bhabhi ki Amar Kahani?"

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